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Old 10-03-2003, 10:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking redneck Computer

How to tell if a redneck is using your computer


1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
3. There's a chewing tobacco can in the CD-ROM drive.
4. The password is, "bubba."
5. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
6. Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.
7. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.
8. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
9. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options.
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
11. There are seven blue tick hounds under the desk.
12. There's deer jerky in the desk drawer.
13.The screen saver consists of a famous NASCAR moment.
14.The Monster Truck Rally site is bookmarked.
15.The six front keys have rotted out!

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