12-15-2004, 04:34 PM
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A guy is walking along a beach
A guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried
in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two genies appear and they tell him he has been granted six wishes. The guy makes his six wishes and the Genies disappear. Next thing he knows he's in a bedroom in a mansion surrounded by fifty beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft underfoot, he looks down and the whole of the floor is covered in $100 bills. He opens a door and walks into massive brewery, just past which is his private hangar with a Lear jet. Next thing there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there outside are two guys dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a branch and hang him by the neck until he is dead. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two Genies. One Genie says to the other, "Hey, I can understand the first set of wishes: having all those beautiful women and a big mansion to make love in. The brewery and Lear are obvious choices. And I can also understand wanting to be a billionaire.......But to be hung like a black man is beyond me." 
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