Knock Knock

handymanmike92683 · 12-18-2004, 10:51 PM

Knock Knock

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned.

Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins:
"Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads:
"I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

2manytears · 12-19-2004, 03:21 AM

Great post mike!!LOL

12-18-2004, 10:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
handymanmike92683 A Premium Jokaroo'er Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: O.C. CALIFORNIA Posts: 30,499 Rep Power: 1628	Knock Knock Knock Knock A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door. When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins: "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads: "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked." __________________

12-19-2004, 03:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
2manytears Jokaroo Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In the South Posts: 24,152 Rep Power: 7352	Great post mike!!LOL __________________

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