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    A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.



    "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

    Surprised -- and flattered -- the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

    "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them." Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
    an you all thought i was nuts lmao


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    Gotta watch out for us little ones. My overhand right will get the guy's eyes to water every time!!

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    LOL!!

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    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!
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    I've got a friend who is scared of midgets, I wonder if this is the reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icu
    I've got a friend who is scared of midgets, I wonder if this is the reason.
    ICU...Please tell your friend we're nothing to worry about. We just have smaller shells than you guys!!

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