Little Red Riding Hood

**FeistyLaraCroft** · 01-07-2004, 03:01 AM

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road
when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"
says Little Red Riding Hood.

The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down theroad Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;
this time he iscrouched behind a tree stump.

"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red RidingHood.

Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again,this time crouched down behind a road sign.
"My, what big teethyou have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,
"Will you get lost?I'm trying to take a dump!"

Wild_Angel · 01-08-2004, 04:49 AM

**FeistyLaraCroft** · 01-09-2004, 03:03 AM

:d :d :d

Robv1 · 01-09-2004, 05:37 AM

hilarious!!!!!!!!

°¤2«Рęąčħŷ»4°Û°¤° · 01-10-2004, 12:18 PM

its all in the timing....lmao

WhammaJamma · 01-10-2004, 02:25 PM

Cheeze, a guy can't even take a dump in the woods in peace.

Wild_Angel · 01-12-2004, 04:40 AM

naughtyjoe · 01-12-2004, 03:16 PM

she definitley had shitty timing lol

**Patrish** · 01-12-2004, 03:26 PM

....

There is a time and place, LOL>>>LMAO!

01-07-2004, 03:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
FeistyLaraCroft Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 24,326 Rep Power: 2148	Little Red Riding Hood Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away. Further down theroad Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again; this time he iscrouched behind a tree stump. "My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red RidingHood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away. About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again,this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My, what big teethyou have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood. With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost?I'm trying to take a dump!" __________________

01-08-2004, 04:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
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°¤2«Рęąčħŷ»4°Û°¤° Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: minnesota Posts: 58 Rep Power: 22	its all in the timing....lmao __________________

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01-09-2004, 05:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
Robv1 Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: U.K Posts: 1,003 Rep Power: 23	hilarious!!!!!!!!

01-10-2004, 02:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
WhammaJamma Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 4,132 Rep Power: 0	Cheeze, a guy can't even take a dump in the woods in peace.

01-12-2004, 03:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
naughtyjoe Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: massachusetts Posts: 1,442 Rep Power: 24	she definitley had shitty timing lol __________________ img [size=5][font=Century Gothic][color=Indigo]J Joe[IMG]

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Patrish Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I am alien to most. Posts: 15,701 Rep Power: 1332	.... There is a time and place, LOL>>>LMAO! __________________ love you TY Squirt.

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