01-20-2005, 05:46 PM
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Alternative Phrases **New vs. old**
Alternative PhrasesNew Phrase: I'm not certain that's feasible.
Old Phrase: No fucking way. New Phrase: Really? Old Phrase: You've got to be shitting me. New Phrase: Perhaps you should check with... [Insert name here] Old Phrase: Tell someone who gives a rat's ass. New Phrase: Of course I'm concerned. Old Phrase: Ask me if I give a shit. New Phrase: I was not involved with that project. Old Phrase: It's not my fucking problem. New Phrase: Interesting behavior... Old Phrase: What the hell? New Phrase: Perhaps I can work late. Old Phrase: When the fuck do they expect me to do this. New Phrase: He's not familiar with this problem. Old Phrase: He's got his head u New Phrase: You don't say. Old Phrase: Eat shit. New Phrase: Excuse me? Old Phrase: Eat shit and die. New Phrase: Excuse me, sir? Old Phrase: Eat shit and die, mother fucker. New Phrase:They weren't happy with it? Old Phrase: What the fuck do they want from me. New Phrase: So would you like some help? Old Phrase: Kiss my ass. New Phrase: I love a challenge. Old Phrase:This job sucks. New Phrase: You want me to take care of this? Old Phrase:Who died and left you boss? New Phrase: I see... Old Phrase: Blow me.
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01-20-2005, 07:04 PM
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