i'v heard that before but it still cracks me up.
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into
harem tent filled with over 100 beautiful women. They started getting
friendly with all the women, when suddenly the Sheik came in.
"I am the master of all these women. No one else can
touch them except me. You three men must pay for what you have done
today. You will be punished in a way corresponding to your profession."
The sheik turns to the first man and asks him what he
does for a living. "I'm a cop", says the first man. "Then we will shoot your penis off!", said the sheik.
He then turned to the second man and asked him what he did for a living. "I'm a firemen", said the second man. "Then we will burn your penis off!", said the sheik.
Finally, he asked the last man, "And you, what do you do for a living?" And the third man answered, with a sly grin, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"