Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Q. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A. A tearjerker.
Q. Define "Egghead"
A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
Q. How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
A. By sticking your finger in his honey.
Q. Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
A. Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Q. What's the definition of a teenager?
A. Punishment for enjoying sex.
Q. Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
A. "They'll never see you coming."
Q. How is a woman like a road?
A. Both have manholes.
Q. What's the definition of a vagina?
A. The box a penis comes in.
Q. What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
A. "Nice Dick!"
Q. Why do we have orgasms?
A. How else would we know when to stop?
Q. What's the definition of indefinitely?
A. When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in-
Q. What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
A. Both capture the moment.
Q. Mom's have Mother's Day, father's have Father's Day. What do
single guys have?
A. Palm Sunday.
Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q. What's the ultimate in rejection?
A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A. They are both used as substitute meat.
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.