Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: sexual riddles

  1. #1
    Senior Member annie81's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    3,639
    Rep Power
    260

    Default sexual riddles

    SEXUAL RIDDLES

    Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
    A. Goes-in-tight!

    Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    A. Gagged!

    Q. What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
    A. A tearjerker.

    Q. Define "Egghead"
    A. What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

    Q. How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
    A. By sticking your finger in his honey.

    Q. Why are cowgirls bowlegged?
    A. Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

    Q. What's the definition of a teenager?
    A. Punishment for enjoying sex.

    Q. Hear the slogan for the Stealth Condom?
    A. "They'll never see you coming."

    Q. How is a woman like a road?
    A. Both have manholes.

    Q. What's the definition of a vagina?
    A. The box a penis comes in.

    Q. What two words will clear out a men's restroom?
    A. "Nice Dick!"

    Q. Why do we have orgasms?
    A. How else would we know when to stop?

    Q. What's the definition of indefinitely?
    A. When your balls are slapping up against her ass, you're in-
    definitely!

    Q. What do Kodak film have in common with condoms?
    A. Both capture the moment.

    Q. Mom's have Mother's Day, father's have Father's Day. What do
    single guys have?
    A. Palm Sunday.

    Q. Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
    A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

    Q. What's the ultimate in rejection?
    A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

    Q. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
    A. They are both used as substitute meat.

    Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
    A. Brothel sprouts.
    ________________________________________ _________
    deleted..blocked by putfile

  2. #2
    Jokeroo VIP Status Anna's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    Europe
    Posts
    57,685
    Rep Power
    8500

    Default

    They are hilarious..lol-
    +


Similar Threads

  1. *Riddles*
    By LAWRENCE in forum Funny Jokes
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 01-16-2006, 01:26 AM
  2. Riddles
    By Anna in forum Battle of Sexes
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 11-09-2005, 10:38 AM
  3. Sex Riddles
    By Wiremaster in forum Funny Jokes
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 11-02-2005, 05:25 PM
  4. sex riddles
    By ♪ Grouchie ♪ in forum Funny Jokes
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 06-29-2005, 06:46 PM
  5. Sex Riddles
    By handymanmike92683 in forum Funny Jokes
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 05-22-2005, 11:02 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Funny videos, funny pictures and free online games is the nature and meaning of Jokeroo. With countless users around the world uploading, they are slowling building a wealth of great content. Did I mention that they are earning from that content? If you have any funny videos, pictures or fun games, upload it to Jokeroo and watch your balance grow!

© 2010 JMG - Jolted Media Group Ltd. All Rights Reserved.