Texas State Trooper

**naughty_angel** · 01-19-2004, 02:55 PM

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a StateTrooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the headwith the stick.
The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"The cop answers, "You're in Texas son. When we pull you over, you betterhave your license ready when we get to your car."The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here."
The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives theguyhis license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on thewindow.The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on thehead with the nightstick.The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."
The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say toyour buddy, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"

**essex boy** · 01-19-2004, 08:55 PM

Tennessee/Texas Am I close Angel?

ittybittyred · 01-19-2004, 11:29 PM

hehehe...you may be, essex!

lovely_angel · 01-20-2004, 01:46 AM

Essex, you need to go west and south about 2 states over.

**essex boy** · 01-20-2004, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovely_angel

Essex, you need to go west and south about 2 states over.

Its no wonder I got lost,theres all these crazy people driving on the
wrong side of the road

Frost · 01-20-2004, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by essex boy

Its no wonder I got lost,theres all these crazy people driving on the
wrong side of the road

LOL @ essex

lovely_angel · 01-20-2004, 11:40 PM

Essex, where you are now you are on top of me but when you go to Texas you will be be 4 states to the west of me.

**naughty_angel** · 01-20-2004, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovely_angel

Essex, where you are now you are on top of me but when you go to Texas you will be be 4 states to the west of me.

LMAO ..... Lovely he's not gonna wanna go to Texas now!!

**essex boy** · 01-21-2004, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovely_angel

Essex, where you are now you are on top of me but when you go to Texas you will be be 4 states to the west of me.

I think I'll stay here and
wriggle about a bit,yeeeah thats it,ouch watch your elbow,oooohh,something feels good,aaahhh yeah,do it like that,oooooohhhh,aaaahhhh,

**essex boy** · 01-21-2004, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by naughty_angel

LMAO ..... Lovely he's not gonna wanna go to Texas now!!

01-19-2004, 02:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
naughty_angel Moderator Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: "Naughty Hoosier" Posts: 7,291 Rep Power: 599	Texas State Trooper Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a StateTrooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the headwith the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"The cop answers, "You're in Texas son. When we pull you over, you betterhave your license ready when we get to your car."The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives theguyhis license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on thewindow.The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him on thehead with the nightstick.The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say toyour buddy, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!" __________________

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essex boy Super Moderator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Southend,Essex,England Posts: 44,263 Rep Power: 4912	Tennessee/Texas Am I close Angel? __________________

01-20-2004, 01:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
lovely_angel Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The deep south, Georgia, USA Posts: 1,582 Rep Power: 27	Essex, you need to go west and south about 2 states over. __________________ Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.

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lovely_angel Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The deep south, Georgia, USA Posts: 1,582 Rep Power: 27	Essex, where you are now you are on top of me but when you go to Texas you will be be 4 states to the west of me. __________________ Do not undermine your worth by comparing yourself with others. It is because we are different that each of us is special.

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