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    Bra Removal

    OBJECTIVE

    To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

    WHAT YOU NEED

    1) Girl with bra

    2) Two functional hands

    3) Common Sense

    TECHNIQUES

    1) THE HOUDINI HUG -- Using sleight-of-hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"

    2) MCGYVER'S OFF-THE-SHOULDER SLIDE -- An alternative method to use after ten minutes of unsuccessful hugging.

    3) HILTON'S LAST RESORT -- Beg like a dog and learn to absorb the harsh sound of wicked laughter.

    DO NOT USE:
    scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, Black Magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

    WARNING:
    When removing a bra you should not say the following:

    1) "I really want to thank you for this."

    2) "Dang it! I thought they were bigger."

    3) "Do you have any cereal?"









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    that one must be for the men! funny

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    WELL LETS HOPE SO
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    THANX FOR REPLYING


    Quote Originally Posted by doulfins11
    that one must be for the men! funny









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