Weather Humour

[kizzy cat]

Little weather humour for those of you who are experiencing a taste of
what mother nature can do right about now...
60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees - Miami
residents turn on the heat. 45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor
concert. 40 degrees - You can see your breath.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.
35 degrees - Italian cars don't start.
32 degrees - Water freezes.
30 degrees - You plan your vacation in Australia. 25 degrees - Ohio
water freezes.
Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesotans eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.
20 degrees - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City
water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation farther south. 15 degrees - French
cars don't start.
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you. 10 degrees - You
need jumper cables to get the car going. 5 degrees - American cars don't
start.
0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 degrees - German cars don't start.
Eyes freeze shut when you step outside.
-15 degrees - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 degrees - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians
actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off
roof.
Japanese cars don't start.
-25 degrees - Too cold to think.
You need jumper cables to get the driver going. -30 degrees - You
plan a two week hot bath.
Swedish cars don't start.
-40 degrees - Californians disappear.
Minnesotans button top button.
Canadians put on sweater.
Your car helps you plan your trip South. -50 degrees -
Congressional hot air freezes.
Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80 degrees - Polar bears move South.
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game. -90 degrees -
Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets. -100 - degrees - Hell
freezes over.
Clinton finally tells all.

[eaglelover]

lol

[Robv1]

it's a shame the effect of global warming!

[°¤2«Рęąčħŷ»4°Û°¤°]

lmao...being from minnesota, i have to admit to knowing and trying some of those things!!!!

[invisibleblonde]

that's a good one kizzy....