A stripper in a hurry to get home leaves the club with nothing on but
loose coat. As she crosses the street a drunk driver skids around the
corner and hits her. She goes flying into the air , and lands
unconscious on her back with her charms exposed to the world.

As a crowd gathers, a gentleman places his hat upon the stripper's
crotch in order to minimize her exposure. In the meantime the drunk
driver hardly aware he just hit someone, staggers over to see what all
the fuss is about.

Noticing the near naked woman lying exposed on the street,
he points to the strategically placed hat and slurs in a loud voice,
"Well, the firthst ting we gotta do is get dat guy outta there!"