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King of The Jungle
King of the Jungle
Three animals in a bar was having a huge argument over who was the best. The first animal, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. No one in the jungle dared to challenge him, King of the Jungle. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature with his unique arsenal. As the three debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all; hawk, lion and stinker!
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