Top Ten Reasons for being (enter nationality here)

[Wiremaster]

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH:
1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them. 2.
You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer. 3. a.
You can legally kill yourself b. You can legally be killed. 4. You're
exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you. 5. You think you
are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is your
capital... 6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying
it's a national tradition. 7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it
will save your country. 8. You live in the most densely populated
country in Europe, and still you've never seen your neighbors. 9. If the
economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame the
Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans. 10. Bikes are public
property. Locks are a challenge.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN:
1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly. 2.
If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer. 4. You are
either a.like the Dutch, just less efficient b.like the French, just
less romantic c.like the Germans. 5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise.
Great chocolate. The best beer. 6. No one knows anything about you,
except for the Dutch and French and they make fun of you. 7. More
scandals in a week than any other country in a decade. 8. You can drive
like a maniac on the road and nobody cares. 9. All your famous
countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders. 10. Face it. It's not
really a country, is it?

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN :
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Give them a second chance:
1. Oktoberfest.
2. Oktoberfest-beer.
3. BMW.
4. VW.
5. Audi.
6. Mercedes.
7. On a highway you can travel at a speed that would bring you to jail
in any other country of the world. 8. You do not have to learn German as
a foreign language. 9. You think Sauerkraut is delicious. 10. Contrary
to common belief laughing is not forbidden by law (yet).

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH :
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events. 5.
Union jack underpants. 6. Water shortages guaranteed every single
summer. 7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world
power. 8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not. 9. Ditto
changing underwear. 10. Beats being Welsh.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH:
1. You ain't English!
2. You ain't English!
3. You ain't English!
4. You ain't English!
5. You ain't English!
6. You ain't English!
7. You ain't English!
8. You ain't English!
9. You ain't English!
10. You ain't English!

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH:
1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH:
1. Guinness.
2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road. 4.
Pubs never close. 5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in
second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you
can't have sex with a condom on. 6. No one can ever remember the night
before. 7. Kill people you don't agree with. 8. Stew. 9. More Guinness.
10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the
morning after a bout of sectarian violence.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH:
1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
2. Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time. 3.
You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs. 4. If there's a
war you can surrender really early. 5. You don't have to read the
subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4. 6. You can test your
own nuclear weapons in other people's countries. 7. You can be ugly and
still become a famous film star. 8. Allow Germans to march up and down
your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride. 9. You
don't have to bother with toilets, just **** in the street. 10. People
think you're a great lover even when you're not.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN:
1. You can have a woman president without electing her.
2. You can spell color wrong and get away with it.
3. You can call Budweiser beer.
4. You can be a crook and still be president.
5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything. 6. If
you can breathe you can get a gun. 7. You get to be really obese. 8. You
can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to
care. 9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy". 10. You can
think you're the greatest nation on earth.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN:
1. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world.
2. You can kill baby seals and eat Rudolf the Reindeer.
3. You live in total freezing darkness half the year and get 24 hour
ozone-hole radiation the other half. 4. You can get capital punishment
for smoking dope. 5. You can go skiing in your knickers. 6. You get to
hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football. 7. You have to be awoman to get anywhere. 8. You don't need to worry about land pricesrocketing - its fairly spacious. 9. When abroad you can impress peopleyou meet with stories about killing polar bears and shagging penguins -and they believe you. 10. You can actually get bored with blondes.

[squirt]

I'm SO glad I'm an American!! lol

[Shkeeptareh]

TOP Twelve Reasons for Being Albanian
1. You can always swim to Italy.
2. You can choose between a president who stole your whole income, one who killed all your relatives, or go fight the Serbs in Kosovo.
3. You can be proud of being from "the land of the eagle."
4. You can always swim to Italy.
5. You can take weapons from any army garrison and defend your honor.
6. You can get killed in a vendetta and be remembered as the hero of the family.
7. You get to be called the poorest country in Europe.
8. You can live in the ecologically cleanest country in Europe.
9. You can always swim to Italy
10. You can always move to the states and open up a pizza place while pretending to be italian
11. You can win contests against your relatives about being the best bullshitter in the family
12. You can throw wedding receptions that rival oscar parties in loudness, dress and attendance and make My Big Fat Greek Wedding look like a clambake
God i love being Albanian .... Sniff sniff, Tear Tear.

[Wiremaster]

Originally Posted by squirt

I'm SO glad I'm an American!! lol

I'll have to agree on that one

[Wiremaster]

Originally Posted by Shkeeptareh

TOP Twelve Reasons for Being Albanian
1. You can always swim to Italy.
2. You can choose between a president who stole your whole income, one who killed all your relatives, or go fight the Serbs in Kosovo.
3. You can be proud of being from "the land of the eagle."
4. You can always swim to Italy.
5. You can take weapons from any army garrison and defend your honor.
6. You can get killed in a vendetta and be remembered as the hero of the family.
7. You get to be called the poorest country in Europe.
8. You can live in the ecologically cleanest country in Europe.
9. You can always swim to Italy
10. You can always move to the states and open up a pizza place while pretending to be italian
11. You can win contests against your relatives about being the best bullshitter in the family
12. You can throw wedding receptions that rival oscar parties in loudness, dress and attendance and make My Big Fat Greek Wedding look like a clambake
God i love being Albanian .... Sniff sniff, Tear Tear.

Great add on thank you

[timberwolf]

no, Am American Now. Use To Be A Roach Till Wiremaster Mashed Me Lol

[Shkeeptareh]

Originally Posted by Wiremaster

Great add on thank you

your welcome wiremaster, always a pleasure
just thought i'd improve an already good list

[KAMITAZZ]

Awww What About Canadians.....

[Shkeeptareh]

Originally Posted by KAMITAZZ

Awww What About Canadians.....

gimmie a sec kami i just woke up

[Shkeeptareh]

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN:
1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?.
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
9. Own-an-eskimo scheme.
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.