these really happened....Can anyone be this stupid??

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these really happened....Can anyone be this stupid??


> > Number One Idiot 2004
> >
> > I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at
the
>
> > poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset
because
> > she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her
> > that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring
her
> > daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the
> > conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some
ant
> > poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better
> > bring her daughter into the emergency room right away.
> >
> > IDIOT!
> > Here's your sign, lady. Wear it with pride.
> >
> >
> > Number Two Idiot of 2004
> >
> > Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to
> > steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in
> > getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it
for a
>
> > float on the river, they noticed a Coast Guard helicopter coming
> > towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the
> > emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated.
> >
> > They are no longer employed at Boeing.
> >
> > Here's your sign, guys. Don't get it wet; the paint might run.
> >
> >
> > Number Three Idiot of 2004
> >
> > A true story out of San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown
> > Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote "this iz a
stikkup.
> > Put all your muny in this bag."
> >
> > While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he
> > began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might
call
>
> > the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the
Bank
> > of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a
few
> > minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She
> > read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the
> > brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept
his
> > stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit
slip
> > and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit
slip
> > or go back to Bank of America.
> >
> > Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, "OK" and left. He was
> > arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at
Bank
> of America.
> >
> > Don't bother with this guy's sign. He probably couldn't read it
> anyway.
> >
> >
> > Number Four Idiot of 2004
> >
> > A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded
> > all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the
cash
> > in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind
the
> > counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as
> > well, but the cashier refused and said, because I don't believe you
> > are over 21. " The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused
to
> > give it to him because he didn't believe him. At that point, the
> > robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to
the
> > clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact
> > over 21 and he put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from
the
> store with his loot.
> > The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and
address
> > of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber
> > two hours later.
> >
> > This guy definitely needs a sign!
> >
> >
> > Idiot Number Five of 2004
> >
> > A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving
> > revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner
> > moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
> >
> > This guy doesn't need a sign, he probably figured it out himself.
> >
> >
> > Idiot Number Six of 2004
> >
> > Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd
> > just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some
> > booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over
his
> > head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would
be
>
> > thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor
store
>
> > window was made of plexiglass. The whole event was caught on
> > videotape. Oh, that smarts.
> >
> > Give him his sign.
> >
> >
> > Idiot Number Seven of 2004
> >
> > The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
> > Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 12:50 A. M., flashed a gun
and
> > demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he
couldn't
> > open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered
> > onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast.
> >
> > The man, frustrated, walked away.
> >
> > Sign please.
> >
> > Please note that all of the above people are allowed to vote,
> >
> > (and breed). Yikes!

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It's scary, isn't it?