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    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and

    > went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
    > such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
    > is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought
    > about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St.
    > Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God
    > recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented
    > the Harley Davidson motorcycle?!" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
    >
    > God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
    > pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
    > road?!"
    >
    > Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but
    > aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes."
    >
    > "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some design
    > flaws in your invention also:
    >
    > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
    >
    > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
    >
    > 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble;
    >
    > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
    >
    > 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
    >
    > "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God
    > went to His Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for
    > the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
    >
    > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
    > "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
    > yours."






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    LMAO.... Great Post Brilor. That is the truth. Men can afford a woman more than they can a Harley.... On the other hand if they didn't have the woman maybe they could.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor
    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and

    > went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
    > such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
    > is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought
    > about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St.
    > Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God
    > recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented
    > the Harley Davidson motorcycle?!" Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..."
    >
    > God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's
    > pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a
    > road?!"
    >
    > Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but
    > aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes."
    >
    > "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some design
    > flaws in your invention also:
    >
    > 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion
    >
    > 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
    >
    > 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble;
    >
    > 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
    >
    > 5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!"
    >
    > "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God
    > went to His Celestial super-computer , typed in a few words and waited for
    > the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
    >
    > "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
    > "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
    > yours."
    ROFLMAO! That was a great post, I cant stop LOL! Good job!LMAO!






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