I'll never forget the smell of the sweat,
From under her armpit,
It wasn't the grass that tickled her arse,
But my little finger.
Magic moments, when our two hearts are sharing,
Magic moments, filled with love.
I'll never forget the brownhatter I met,
On Waterloo station,
He gave me a chew, I'll do it for you,
Oh what a sensation.
Remember the night I fell in the shite,
With my brand new suit on.
The one that I got for selling the lot,
Of my Embassy coupons.
Just for a laugh I went down the park,
And pissed on the flowers,
You sat on a rock and played with me cock,
For hours and hours.
Magic moments when our two hearts are sharing,
Magic moments filled with love
We went to the sea I knew it would be,
A time of emotion,
We laid on the sand my prick in your hand,
I pissed in the ocean.
We went for a ride, we sat side by side,
We developed a wobble,
We fell on the grass I played with your arse,
You gave me a gobble.