the explanation of life

[Grouchie]

>
> >THE EXPLANATION OF LIFE
> > > >
> > > > On the first day God created the dog. He said, "Set
by the
> >door of
> > your
> > > > house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
I
> >will give
> > you a
> > life
> > > > span of twenty years."
> > > >
> > > > The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give
me ten
> >years and
> > I'll
> > > > give you back the other ten."
> > > >
> > > > So God agreed.
> > > >
> > > > On the second day God created the monkey. God said,
> >"Entertain
> > people,
> > do
> > > > monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a
> >twenty-year life
> > span."
> > > >
> > > > The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for
twenty
> >years? I
> > don't
> > think
> > > > so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do
too,
> >okay?"
> > > >
> > > > And God agreed.
> > > >
> > > > On the third day God created the cow. God said, "You
must
> >go to the
> > field
> > > > with the farmer all day long and suffer under the
sun,
> >have calves
> > and
> > give
> > > > milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life
span of
> >sixty
> > years"
> > > >
> > > > The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want
me to
> >live for
> > sixty
> > > > years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the
other
> >forty." And
> > God
> > > > agreed again.
> > > >
> > > > On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat,
sleep,
> >play,
> > marry
> > and
> > > > enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
> > > >
> > > > Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you what,
I'll
> >take my
> > twenty,
> > and
> > > > the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey
gave
> >back, and
> > the
> > ten> > the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"
> > > >
> > > > "Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
> > > >
> > > > So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play,
> >and
> > enjoy
> > > > ourselves; for the next forty years we slave in the
sun to
> >support
> > our
> > > > family; for the next ten years we do monkey tricks
to
> >entertain the
> > > > grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit on
the
> >front
> > porch and
> > > > bark at everyone.
> > > >
> > > > Life has now been explained to you.
>
> --
> Thank you,