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    Thumbs up Stay- Hard Spray!!!!

    Stay-Hard Spray!

    Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation, so he pays a visit to
    a
    sex shop for a remedy.

    The clerk hands him a little purple can and says, "This is Stay-Hard
    spray... put on a little and you can go all night!"

    Excited, Sidney takes it home, stashes it in the cellar on a shelf, and
    waits eagerly for bedtime.

    Later that night, he sprays some on his member and then goes upstairs
    to
    his wife. To his utter disappointment, however, the remedy seems to
    make
    him orgasm quicker than ever.

    The next day, Sidney returns to the sex shop, angrily slammed the can
    down
    on the counter, and snaps, "This stuff makes me worse than before!"

    Upon reading the label, the clerk asks, "I don't suppose your hid this
    stuff on your basement shelf, did you?"

    "Yeah, so?"

    "You must have grabbed the wrong can, sir... this is Easy-Off."

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    hes not having a bit of luck is he lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadow750984
    hes not having a bit of luck is he lol
    I DON'T THINK SO LOL

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    That's gotta be embarrassing lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by IZaNaMI
    That's gotta be embarrassing lol

    LMAO


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    omg no luck at all poor poor kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintHell'sAngel
    omg no luck at all poor poor kid

    hehehe


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    lol..oh poor guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by demonfaerie
    lol..oh poor guy



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    Quote Originally Posted by runaway_04654
    Stay-Hard Spray!

    Sidney has a problem with premature ejaculation, so he pays a visit to
    a
    sex shop for a remedy.

    The clerk hands him a little purple can and says, "This is Stay-Hard
    spray... put on a little and you can go all night!"

    Excited, Sidney takes it home, stashes it in the cellar on a shelf, and
    waits eagerly for bedtime.

    Later that night, he sprays some on his member and then goes upstairs
    to
    his wife. To his utter disappointment, however, the remedy seems to
    make
    him orgasm quicker than ever.

    The next day, Sidney returns to the sex shop, angrily slammed the can
    down
    on the counter, and snaps, "This stuff makes me worse than before!"

    Upon reading the label, the clerk asks, "I don't suppose your hid this
    stuff on your basement shelf, did you?"

    "Yeah, so?"

    "You must have grabbed the wrong can, sir... this is Easy-Off."
    lmao


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dads540
    lmao

    HEHEHEHEHE




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    Hope He Had The No Smell Kind!..whoooohoooo,bet It Was Alittle Warm Too!




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    Quote Originally Posted by talk2me452002
    Hope He Had The No Smell Kind!..whoooohoooo,bet It Was Alittle Warm Too!

    LMAO THANKS

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