Seven wisemen with a knowledge so fine created a pussy to their own design. First was a butcher sharp with wit, using a knife he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter strong and bold using a chisel he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor tall and thin using red velvet he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter short and stout using fur he lined it without. Fifth was a preacher named Mr. Magee who touched it blessed it and said it could pee. Sixth was a fisherman nutty as hell who threw in a fish and gave it a smell and seventh was a sailor a dirty little runt who fucked it, sucked it and called it a CUNT!!!