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    Chief Two Eagles

    An old Indian chief sat in his Hogan on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial
    pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

    "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.
    You've seen his wars and his technological advances.You've seen his progress,
    and the damage he's done."

    The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all
    these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly
    replied "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no
    debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free,
    Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing and all night having sex." he
    chief leaned back and smiled ..... "Only white man dumb enough to think he
    could improve system like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Undercover_Lover2005
    Chief Two Eagles

    An old Indian chief sat in his Hogan on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial
    pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

    "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.
    You've seen his wars and his technological advances.You've seen his progress,
    and the damage he's done."

    The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all
    these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly
    replied "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no
    debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free,
    Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing and all night having sex." he
    chief leaned back and smiled ..... "Only white man dumb enough to think he
    could improve system like that

    OMG GOOD ONE EVEN THO I AM INDIAN

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    Quote Originally Posted by runaway_04654
    OMG GOOD ONE EVEN THO I AM INDIAN
    Thank you, this is my first time posting something here in the Jokaroo and it was really a compliment to the Indian's. The white man screwed up a good thing. LOL

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    LoL good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by IZaNaMI
    LoL good one
    Thank you IZaNaMI, this is my first post, glad you liked it

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    lmao!!! Great post Undercover_Lover.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Undercover_Lover2005
    Chief Two Eagles

    An old Indian chief sat in his Hogan on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial
    pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him.

    "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years.
    You've seen his wars and his technological advances.You've seen his progress,
    and the damage he's done."

    The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all
    these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

    The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly
    replied "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no
    debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free,
    Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing and all night having sex." he
    chief leaned back and smiled ..... "Only white man dumb enough to think he
    could improve system like that
    LOL! He is pretty much right on that! Good post!






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    Quote Originally Posted by wife
    lmao!!! Great post Undercover_Lover.
    Thank you Wife, my first post and wasn't sure how it would go over just wanted to do my part to add some humor to the Jokaroo. Glad you liked it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    LOL! He is pretty much right on that! Good post!
    Thank you glad you liked it

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    Default Re: Indian Chief Two Eagles

    Just came across this again, an oldie but goodie so
    Usquequaque in fimus; tantum sublimitas varius.

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    Amen to that!~!!!!!!
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