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    Thumbs up Subpoena........

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    Mike was visiting Jim and discussing Jim's problems with his wife when Jim's doorbell rang.
    Jim answered the door and was handed a paper, which the deliverer said was a subpoena.
    Jim showed it to Mike and asked him if he knew what it was.

    Mike in his pompous lack of knowledge said,

    "Of course I know what a subpoena is."

    "Well, what exactly is it?" Jim asked.

    "Well," said Mike, "that's legal talk. Your wife is suing you for divorce.

    We know that 'sub' means 'under' and 'poena' is Latin for 'penis', so --
    'subpoena' means under the penis --

    which means she's got you by the balls."
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    Sounds about right lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by IZaNaMI
    Sounds about right lol

    LMAO THANK YOU

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    lmao good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintHell'sAngel
    lmao good one

    THANK YOU

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    Lmao....





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    Quote Originally Posted by goldeneagle
    Lmao....
    thank you goldeneagle

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    Quote Originally Posted by runaway_04654
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    Mike was visiting Jim and discussing Jim's problems with his wife when Jim's doorbell rang.
    Jim answered the door and was handed a paper, which the deliverer said was a subpoena.
    Jim showed it to Mike and asked him if he knew what it was.

    Mike in his pompous lack of knowledge said,

    "Of course I know what a subpoena is."

    "Well, what exactly is it?" Jim asked.

    "Well," said Mike, "that's legal talk. Your wife is suing you for divorce.

    We know that 'sub' means 'under' and 'poena' is Latin for 'penis', so --
    'subpoena' means under the penis --

    which means she's got you by the balls."
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    rotflmao, aint that the truth!!! great post!!!


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dads540
    rotflmao, aint that the truth!!! great post!!!
    THANKS

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    Haven't all women got men by the knackers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brilor
    Haven't all women got men by the knackers?
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    lol thank you

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