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    Default She Sucks It Dry

    Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to
    know. One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes
    at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police
    took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along
    the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by
    and saw her granddaughter.
    Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
    Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu
    told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out
    free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
    "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
    Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
    A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
    of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
    exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
    Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my
    dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."
    The policeman fainted!






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    lmao... yeah if i were a guy who wasn't circumsized i think i'd faint too...












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    LOL....thanks for reply DP...hugs






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    you're welcome... i thought it was hilarious... hehe... seriously though, it makes me wonder what would happen if it were a real life situation lmao!!! **big hugs back at ya**












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    Well, i bet she wouldn't get a ticket.....lmao






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    well ya neve know... tryin' to think of what happened here... different story than what i'm thinking... but at one point my great-great aunt marie *might've been just great-aunt* was going 80mph in a 40zone... she was driving this guy to the hospital... for the first time in her life, she was pulled over to get a speeding a ticket... even after she explained to the officer what had happened... and he was still giving her a ticket... so she told us "oooh i was so mad at that booger, i would've even look at him! that's the first darn ticket in my entire life"... i just thought it was the funniest thing ever lmao












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    LOL






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