When applying for Child Support

Wiremaster · 05-13-2005, 12:57 AM

When someone applies for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following are all replies that Memphis women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or putting it another way ... Who's yo daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

Check out #11 -- it takes the prize; #3 is runner-up.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins... child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number?

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.

Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he done with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time, well I don't have a clue.

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Yep, you guessed it right - we are all paying taxes to support these dim twits!

#1DAD · 05-13-2005, 01:39 AM

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KAMITAZZ · 05-13-2005, 01:48 AM

lmao...good one wm and i would have to agree with the real dumb ones......really most of them lol

dezired_dreams · 05-13-2005, 02:08 AM

Yep I have to agree with supporting the dumb ones, but there are those that maybe don't want to ever meet up with the guy.

Wiremaster · 05-13-2005, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by KAMITAZZ

lmao...good one wm and i would have to agree with the real dumb ones......really most of them lol

Oh yeah, where the hell was their minds at that time LOL

Wiremaster · 05-13-2005, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by dezired_dreams

Yep I have to agree with supporting the dumb ones, but there are those that maybe don't want to ever meet up with the guy.

and the guys are lucky to never supoprt their kids if they even know they have one

KAMITAZZ · 05-13-2005, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiremaster

Oh yeah, where the hell was their minds at that time LOL

probably in their crotch lol

Wiremaster · 05-13-2005, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by KAMITAZZ

probably in their crotch lol

and they accuse guys of that LOL

KAMITAZZ · 05-13-2005, 02:21 PM

Lol I Guess It Works Either Way Lol

**squirt** · 05-13-2005, 08:38 PM

there's another issue that I don't have to worry about lol child support, thank goodness! my sisters have and it's not an easy process at best!

05-13-2005, 12:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Wiremaster Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: From Arkansas, stuck in Michigan Posts: 54,210 Rep Power: 1131	When applying for Child Support When someone applies for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support. The following are all replies that Memphis women have written on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. Or putting it another way ... Who's yo daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Check out #11 -- it takes the prize; #3 is runner-up. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins... child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again. 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise. 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look the same to me. 8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he done with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time, well I don't have a clue. 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized. 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart. Yep, you guessed it right - we are all paying taxes to support these dim twits! __________________

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KAMITAZZ Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: KAMLOOPS B.C. CANADA Posts: 11,687 Rep Power: 1665	lmao...good one wm and i would have to agree with the real dumb ones......really most of them lol __________________

05-13-2005, 02:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
dezired_dreams Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: With Wire Master in Michigan Posts: 10,220 Rep Power: 506	Yep I have to agree with supporting the dumb ones, but there are those that maybe don't want to ever meet up with the guy. __________________

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KAMITAZZ Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: KAMLOOPS B.C. CANADA Posts: 11,687 Rep Power: 1665	Lol I Guess It Works Either Way Lol __________________

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,740 Rep Power: 8572	there's another issue that I don't have to worry about lol child support, thank goodness! my sisters have and it's not an easy process at best! __________________

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