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    HUSBAND'S LETTER TO HIS WIFE

    To My Dear Wife,


    You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with
    your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I
    value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this letter, I hope
    that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending
    the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.

    Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before midnight."

    When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining
    room table:


    My Dear Husband,

    I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to
    take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At
    the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I
    will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who, like
    your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and
    with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are
    in the same situation, although with one small difference:

    18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I
    will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow...

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    LMAO, good one Mama, gotta love the math!

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    That was great. Can't argue with math!

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    I have to pass this one on to my G/F..lol
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    The math works just fine for me....giggles






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    Oh yeah, 18 does indeed go into 54 a lot more lol





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    3 times more LOL good one mama





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    you gotta love the numbers lol










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