The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs

Wiremaster · 06-03-2005, 12:02 AM

The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs

13> Achy Breaky Hip

12> I Got the Guilt, You Got the Gelt (I Went and Cut Another Notch in My Belt)

11> Take This, "Job," and Shove It

10> I'm Cryin' in My Manischewitz ('Cause I Lost Rebecca Levitz)

9> Ever Since My Circumcision, My Baby's Been Short With Me

8> All My Exes Made an Exodus

7> The Shiksa's Gonna Hit the Fan

6> This Bris! This Bris!! Unchoppable!!!

5> Four Thousand Years of Sufferin', and I Had to Marry You

4> My Woman Gave Me Crabs, and That Ain't Kosher

3> I've Starved and I've Suffered and I've Parted the Sea Just to Find That Your Bush Wasn't Burnin' For Me

2> Homeland on the Range

and Top five.com's Number 1 Jewish Country & Western Song...

1> Alright, Already, Enough With The Infidelity!

**squirt** · 06-03-2005, 12:05 AM

somehow ... they lose something lol

**Zmama** · 06-03-2005, 12:07 AM

Those are so bad!!!!

Wiremaster · 06-03-2005, 12:08 AM

I like the achy breaky Hip LOL

**squirt** · 06-03-2005, 12:04 PM

I like the "all my ex's made an exodus" lol

CATWOMANVIXEN · 06-03-2005, 12:30 PM

3> I've Starved and I've Suffered and I've Parted the Sea Just to Find That Your Bush Wasn't Burnin' For Me

LMAO!!! THEY ARE ALL SOOOOO FUNNY, BUT I LIKED THIS ONE THE BEST! GREAT POST, WM!! YOU'VE DEFINATLY GOT A "BIG HIT' HERE WITH THIS ONE! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!

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Wiremaster Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: From Arkansas, stuck in Michigan Posts: 54,210 Rep Power: 1131	The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs The Top 13 Jewish Country & Western Songs 13> Achy Breaky Hip 12> I Got the Guilt, You Got the Gelt (I Went and Cut Another Notch in My Belt) 11> Take This, "Job," and Shove It 10> I'm Cryin' in My Manischewitz ('Cause I Lost Rebecca Levitz) 9> Ever Since My Circumcision, My Baby's Been Short With Me 8> All My Exes Made an Exodus 7> The Shiksa's Gonna Hit the Fan 6> This Bris! This Bris!! Unchoppable!!! 5> Four Thousand Years of Sufferin', and I Had to Marry You 4> My Woman Gave Me Crabs, and That Ain't Kosher 3> I've Starved and I've Suffered and I've Parted the Sea Just to Find That Your Bush Wasn't Burnin' For Me 2> Homeland on the Range and Top five.com's Number 1 Jewish Country & Western Song... 1> Alright, Already, Enough With The Infidelity! __________________

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Zmama Moderator Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: In a zoo.... Or does it just feel that way???? Posts: 33,704 Rep Power: 2970	Those are so bad!!!! __________________

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Wiremaster Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: From Arkansas, stuck in Michigan Posts: 54,210 Rep Power: 1131	I like the achy breaky Hip LOL __________________

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06-03-2005, 12:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
CATWOMANVIXEN Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: AUBURN,MA - "Not in Kansas Anymore"! Posts: 9,385 Rep Power: 1396	3> I've Starved and I've Suffered and I've Parted the Sea Just to Find That Your Bush Wasn't Burnin' For Me LMAO!!! THEY ARE ALL SOOOOO FUNNY, BUT I LIKED THIS ONE THE BEST! GREAT POST, WM!! YOU'VE DEFINATLY GOT A "BIG HIT' HERE WITH THIS ONE! CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! __________________ . . . .