Screwin Up Front

flyonthewallnum#1 · 06-09-2005, 08:13 PM

One afternoon at the bank, in a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.
Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Well," said the guy. "You see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I just had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art."
"That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard!" the guy replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"

PENNMTNS · 06-09-2005, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by flyonthewallnum#1

One afternoon at the bank, in a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.
Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Well," said the guy. "You see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I just had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art."
"That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard!" the guy replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"

LMAO GOODER ONE FLY GOODER

Wiremaster · 06-09-2005, 11:08 PM

If he thought he'd get some mony out of it you would

**squirt** · 06-09-2005, 11:25 PM

what an idiot ... turn down a free massage? lol

flyonthewallnum#1 · 06-10-2005, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by PENNMTNS

LMAO GOODER ONE FLY GOODER

Thank ya Penn Glad ya liked it my friend

flyonthewallnum#1 · 06-10-2005, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Wiremaster

If he thought he'd get some mony out of it you would

he probably would lol Thanks wm

flyonthewallnum#1 · 06-10-2005, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by squirt

what an idiot ... turn down a free massage? lol

I hear that squirt lol Never turn one down

**squirt** · 06-10-2005, 01:07 AM

I'd start telling him where to rub ... I mean where it hurt lol

flyonthewallnum#1 · 06-10-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

I'd start telling him where to rub ... I mean where it hurt lol

and just WHERE does it hurt darlin? lol

**squirt** · 06-10-2005, 08:51 PM

keep going and I'll let you know when you find the ... sore spot lol

06-09-2005, 08:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
flyonthewallnum#1 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: mississippi Posts: 11,236 Rep Power: 146	Screwin Up Front One afternoon at the bank, in a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell do you think you're doing?" "Well," said the guy. "You see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I just had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art." "That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard!" the guy replied. "I'm a lawyer. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?" __________________ Thanks wiremaster

06-09-2005, 11:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
Wiremaster Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: From Arkansas, stuck in Michigan Posts: 54,210 Rep Power: 1131	If he thought he'd get some mony out of it you would __________________

06-09-2005, 11:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,463 Rep Power: 8572	what an idiot ... turn down a free massage? lol __________________

06-10-2005, 01:07 AM	#8 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,463 Rep Power: 8572	I'd start telling him where to rub ... I mean where it hurt lol __________________

06-10-2005, 08:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,463 Rep Power: 8572	keep going and I'll let you know when you find the ... sore spot lol __________________

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