That is a load of S H I T lol
Memo to all employees:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you
feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see
your supervisor. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T
list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the
S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to
EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T).
Since our supervisors took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't
have to take S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS
For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and
consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL
RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).
This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING,
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).
BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
P.S. Now send this S.H.I.T to 5 people who need S.H.I.T in their life, just
not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T
They have already had their fill of S.H.I.T
Thank you for your time.
The Director Under Main Bureau of Super High Intensity Training. (The
That is a load of S H I T lol
Aint it tho? lmao Thanks ddOriginally Posted by dezired_dreams
what a bunch of B U L L S H I T lmao... hehe, cute post fly
MOST DEFINITLY DP LOLOriginally Posted by dragonprincess
That is not what I wrote! Someone did a very poor job of shortening it. My brother & I came up with this 20 years ago, during a blizzard in the Montana mountains. We were stoned, drunk & bored. I showed him a fax i got at the office that amounted to about 6 lines, but it got us started laughing. The original idea was faxed to me. After a case of Bud, & an 8th, this is what i had written. I spammed the email server at a company I worked with in Orlando Fla with it. Never expected it to traverse the planet in a day. But this is the original document.
From: Corporate Headquarters
To: All Departments
Subject: Special High Intensity Training
In the interest of improving our companyís efficiency and productivity, along with the quality of our companyís products, new training procedures will take effect immediately. All employees will be required to successfully complete the Special High Intensity Training program, known as (S.H.I.T.). We are dedicated to giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other company.
If you feel that you have not received your share of S.H.I.T., please notify your supervisor. Your supervisor will place you on our S.H.I.T. list. Your supervisor will be glad to see that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Any employees who fails to take this S.H.I.T. seriously, will be placed in our Departmental Employee Evaluation Program for Special High Intensity Training, known as (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Any employees who fail to take this D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously, will be placed in our Employee Attitude Training for Special High Intensity Training program, known as (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
Since all supervisors have already taken their share of S.H.I.T., they are already are full of S.H.I.T. and donít have to do S.H.I.T. anymore.
If you feel that you are full of S.H.I.T. or have had enough S.H.I.T., you may be ready for our Give Others The Special High Intensity Training program, known as (G.O.T. S.H.I.T.). Please ask your supervisor for an application to our S.H.I.T. training program. We will add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List for the Special High Intensity Training program known as (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T).
When you have mastered your B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T, you may apply for a position as Director In-charge of the Promotion of the Special High Intensity Training program, known as (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
Any questions and all applications pertaining to any form of S.H.I.T. should be directed to the Head Of Training for the Special High Intensity Training program, known as (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
If you have any suggestions on how we can give you more S.H.I.T., please send them to the Boss In General for the Special High Intensity Training program, known as (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Supervisor Of Mandatory Education
Special High Intensity Training