The Monkey And The Lizard.......

[runaway_04654]

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past,
looks up, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"

The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they
smoke a few joints.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to the
river to get a drink.

The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a
drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over t oo far and falls
into the river.

A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree
with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river
while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the
jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a
joint.

The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says " Hey!"

The monkey looks down and says,
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck........ How much water did you drink?!"

[wolfybabe]

lmao!!!!

[runaway_04654]

Originally Posted by wolfybabe

lmao!!!!

HEHEHEHEHEHE THANK YOU LMAO

[lil'Red Ridinghood 6277]

LMAO.... Fried Monkey. lol

[choirboy1823]

LOL...Funny.

[runaway_04654]

Originally Posted by lil'Red Ridinghood 6277

LMAO.... Fried Monkey. lol

YEAH LMAO THANK YOU

[runaway_04654]

Originally Posted by choirboy1823

LOL...Funny.

THANK YOU JESSE

[dads540]

Originally Posted by runaway_04654

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past,
looks up, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"

The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."

So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they
smoke a few joints.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to the
river to get a drink.

The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a
drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over t oo far and falls
into the river.

A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree
with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river
while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the
jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a
joint.

The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says " Hey!"

The monkey looks down and says,
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck........ How much water did you drink?!"

lmao!!

[runaway_04654]

Originally Posted by dads540

lmao!!

hehehehehehehe thank you dan

[demonfaerie]

hehehe