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    The Fart Poem



    Farting with style takes practice,
    Perfection takes time; it's a gift,
    You've first got to learn all the basics,
    Like pushing one out in a lift.

    Those silent but violent are classics,
    With friends it's a really good game,
    Fart in a crowd at a party,
    Then watch to see who gets the blame.

    Now once your technique has been mastered,
    You'll know what your bottom can do,
    But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
    Because one day you might follow through !!!!


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    LMAO. Too funny. Yes the follow through would be embarrassing.
    Great Post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by runaway_04654
    The Fart Poem




    Farting with style takes practice,
    Perfection takes time; it's a gift,
    You've first got to learn all the basics,
    Like pushing one out in a lift.

    Those silent but violent are classics,
    With friends it's a really good game,
    Fart in a crowd at a party,
    Then watch to see who gets the blame.

    Now once your technique has been mastered,
    You'll know what your bottom can do,
    But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
    Because one day you might follow through !!!!


    ROFLMAO! Great poem!






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    omg lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by runaway_04654
    The Fart Poem




    Farting with style takes practice,
    Perfection takes time; it's a gift,
    You've first got to learn all the basics,
    Like pushing one out in a lift.

    Those silent but violent are classics,
    With friends it's a really good game,
    Fart in a crowd at a party,
    Then watch to see who gets the blame.

    Now once your technique has been mastered,
    You'll know what your bottom can do,
    But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
    Because one day you might follow through !!!!


    LMAO..Yep its an artform, especially when you "follow through."








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    hahaha!!! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil'Red Ridinghood 6277
    LMAO. Too funny. Yes the follow through would be embarrassing.
    Great Post.
    lol thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    ROFLMAO! Great poem!
    lol thank you mountainlion

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    Quote Originally Posted by demonfaerie
    omg lol
    thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by choirboy1823
    LMAO..Yep its an artform, especially when you "follow through."

    lol thank you jesse

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    Quote Originally Posted by D@NNY
    hahaha!!! lol
    thank you

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    Quote Originally Posted by runaway_04654
    The Fart Poem



    Farting with style takes practice,
    Perfection takes time; it's a gift,
    You've first got to learn all the basics,
    Like pushing one out in a lift.

    Those silent but violent are classics,
    With friends it's a really good game,
    Fart in a crowd at a party,
    Then watch to see who gets the blame.

    Now once your technique has been mastered,
    You'll know what your bottom can do,
    But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
    Because one day you might follow through !!!!

    rotflmao, good poem,nice post sweety!!!


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by dads540
    rotflmao, good poem,nice post sweety!!!
    lol thank you dan

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