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    Colorectal Surgeon

    We praise the colorectal surgeon
    Misunderstood and much maligned
    Slaving away in the heart of darkness
    Working where the sun don't shine

    Respect the colorectal surgeon
    It's a calling few would crave
    Lift up your hands and join us
    Let's all do the finger wave

    When it comes to spreading joy
    There are many techniques
    Some spread joy to the world
    And others just spread cheeks
    Some may think the cardiologist
    Is their best friend
    But the colorectal surgeon knows...
    He'll get you in the end!

    Why the colorectal surgeon?
    It's one of those mysterious things.
    Is it because in that profession
    There are always openings?

    When I first met a colorectal surgeon
    He did not quite understand;
    I said, "Hey nice to meet you
    But do you mind? We don't shake hands."

    He sailed right through medical school
    Because he was a whiz
    Oh but he never thought of psychology
    Though he read passages
    A doctor he wanted to be
    For golf he loved to play
    But this is not quite what he meant...
    By eighteen holes a day!

    Praise the colorectal surgeon
    Misunderstood and much maligned
    Slaving away in the heart of darkness
    Working where the sun don't shine!


    Ty DragonMaster55


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    LMAO. That is kind of gross.
    Great Post Tounge Magic

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil'Red Ridinghood 6277
    LMAO. That is kind of gross.
    Great Post Tounge Magic
    Ty lil'Red Ridinghood, glad ya liked it. Ty fer the reply.


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    bless his heart lol somebody's got to do it! lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    bless his heart lol somebody's got to do it! lol
    lol squirt, that a good way to look at it, lol. Glad ya liked it, ty fer ur reply.


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    at least he gets paid well lol










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    Ya but the smell is enough ta kill ya. lol. ty fer ur reply.


    Ty DragonMaster55


    Imma takin' a break from the Roo. Be it long, short, or fer good. I have no idea at this time.

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