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Old 06-22-2005, 06:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Love the post, very interesting but useless facts, LOL!! thanks for sharing. (thanks God i'm right handed!!:-)
glad you liked reading the useless facts lol... stop in tomorrow if you want to see more as well lol
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
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More Weird, Amazing, Useless Facts

  • The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
  • Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?
  • On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
  • "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
  • The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.
  • Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
  • Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
  • You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
  • The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
  • Cat's urine glows under a black light.
  • Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
  • The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
  • If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
  • Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
  • Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  • In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  • If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
  • A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
  • Polar bears are left-handed.
  • The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
  • The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
  • The first novel ever written on a typewriter was Tom Sawyer.
  • Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
  • Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
  • More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
  • The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
  • TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
  • If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
it's a darn good thing barbie's NOT life sized! lol
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:07 PM   #13 (permalink)
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it's a darn good thing barbie's NOT life sized! lol
no kidding... being that tall and such a long neck could be rather painful lol
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:12 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i will be adding more for the next few days

  • If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. (IT WORKS! lol)
  • Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. (YAY!!!)
  • The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. (eeuwwww...thats still not stoppin me from eatin it lol)
  • The average human swollows 8 spiders in their lifetime at night while they sleep. (gross....)
  • A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. (hahahaha)
  • On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag. (damn canadians....lol jk)
  • Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance (lmao)
  • The youngest pope was 11 years old. (how did that happen...lol)
  • The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. (wow...)
  • A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. (then why doesnt it appear black???)
i feel smart in a random sort of way lol
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:17 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i feel smart in a random sort of way lol
LMAO... thanks for your replies sistakat.. glad you've enjoyed it so far
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
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so have you tried leaving a goldfish out in a dark room to see it turn white?
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  • The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (that scares me...lol)
  • Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world? (BUT ITS MY BIRTHDAY NOT THEIRS!!! lol jk)
  • You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider. (hahaha)
  • Cat's urine glows under a black light. (lmao)
  • Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. (darn....)
  • If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (dayum...that would seriously kill off a lotta people lol)
  • Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. (thats wierd...lol)
  • If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck. (LMFAO HAHAHA)
  • A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. (and a pig cant look into the sky)
  • More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. (donkeys??? lol)
  • The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with. (not north and south america...that is if u wanna get technical lol)
  • If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction (wow...lol)
yet again...more random smartness lol
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so have you tried leaving a goldfish out in a dark room to see it turn white?
yeah lol ive heard that fact before and i was like really now....i got curious lol
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and barbie would be the human version of a giraffe lol
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Old 06-22-2005, 08:27 PM   #20 (permalink)
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yet again...more random smartness lol
thanks for all the input lol *seems to me your enjoying these useless facts lol*
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