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Old 06-22-2005, 08:28 PM   #21 (permalink)
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yeah lol ive heard that fact before and i was like really now....i got curious lol
WOW that would have been interesting to see lol *now you can try the cat urine under black light lol*
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and barbie would be the human version of a giraffe lol
with big boobs LOL
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Old 06-23-2005, 01:34 AM   #24 (permalink)
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i found sum wierd facts lol YAY hehe

Coca-Cola was originally green and made from the drug cocaine to relieve headaches

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue (that makes u think doesnt it lol hell i didnt even kno the tongue was a muscle)

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great, > > > > Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar

If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front Legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a Result of Wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes (now who took the time to think of this???)

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser Printers all have in common? they were all invented by women (WHAT NOW BIATCH! LOL)

honey is the only food that doesnt spoil

Butterflies taste with their feet

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump (i wonder why....)

Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated (now the question is...how in the hell do ants get drunk??? lol thats sumthin new for me to experiment...lol)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants (and you said the chinese had a quick reproduction rate lol)

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times (eeuwwww)

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match (hahaha)

do i get my cookie now? lol
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Old 06-23-2005, 01:40 AM   #25 (permalink)
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WOW that would have been interesting to see lol *now you can try the cat urine under black light lol*
i gotta find a cat first lol
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i gotta find a cat first lol
LOL SISTAKAT I FOUND ONE FER YA
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More Weird, Amazing, Useless Facts

  • The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
  • A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
  • Butterflies taste with their feet.
  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  • Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
  • The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.
  • There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
  • Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
  • Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
  • When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.
  • The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life".
  • The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z, hence "Oz."
  • The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
  • John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
  • The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
  • There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
  • Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
  • The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.
  • A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
  • There are more chickens than people in the world.
  • Two-thirds of the world's eggplants are grown in New Jersey.
  • A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
  • A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
  • A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
  • On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.
  • There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
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Originally Posted by sistakat
i found sum wierd facts lol YAY hehe

Coca-Cola was originally green and made from the drug cocaine to relieve headaches

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue (that makes u think doesnt it lol hell i didnt even kno the tongue was a muscle)

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great, > > > > Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar

If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front Legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a Result of Wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes (now who took the time to think of this???)

What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser Printers all have in common? they were all invented by women (WHAT NOW BIATCH! LOL)

honey is the only food that doesnt spoil

Butterflies taste with their feet

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump (i wonder why....)

Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'

The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated (now the question is...how in the hell do ants get drunk??? lol thats sumthin new for me to experiment...lol)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants (and you said the chinese had a quick reproduction rate lol)

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times (eeuwwww)

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match (hahaha)

do i get my cookie now? lol
WOW thanks sistakat.. those all were great

oh and about those invention made by women it's due to the safety factor they didn't want their men to die LOL and the printer... well they just thought may as well use the computer to your advantage and take some of what you have on to paper lol
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LOL SISTAKAT I FOUND ONE FER YA
well guess she has no excuse now lmao
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I feel myself getting smarter with each passing day! lol I didn't know that about the microwave lol
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