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Old 06-23-2005, 08:59 PM   #31 (permalink)
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well guess she has no excuse now lmao
yeah i juz gotta get it to pee and find a blacklight lol
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Old 06-23-2005, 09:07 PM   #32 (permalink)
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  • The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. (so is radar and hannah)
  • Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. (wow....)
  • The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses. No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses. (ahahahahaha)
  • There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. (and who took the time to figure this out???)
  • Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. (really? lol)
  • Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. (LOL)
  • The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (hahaha)
  • John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles. (lmao)
  • The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. (r u sure about that?? lol)
  • There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball. (and who counted this??)
  • The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing. (and thats not all...lmao)
  • There are more chickens than people in the world. (uhhh okay...)
  • A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours. (so does a fruit fly!)
  • A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (hahahahahaha)
  • A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. (and again with the random counting...these people have no lives...lol)
  • On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner. (who looks for this?)
  • There are only four words in the English language which end in "- dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous (again with the people with no lives lol)
did u all know a shrimps heart is in its head??? lol
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Old 06-23-2005, 09:32 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Bizarre Animal Facts

Besides humans, the only animal that can stand on its head is the elephant.

Nearly all polar bears are left-handed.

A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.

The heads of a freak two-headed snake will fight over food - despite sharing the same stomach.

The armadillo is the only animal - apart from man - that can catch leprosy.

Some snakes can live up to a year without eating.

Besides humans, the only animals that can suffer sunburn are pigs & horses.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A donkey will sink in quicksand, but a mule won't.

Pigs can become alcoholics.

When hippopotamuses get upset, their sweat turns red.

An angry gorilla pokes its tongue out.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue.

Deer sleep only 5 minutes a day.
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I feel myself getting smarter with each passing day! lol I didn't know that about the microwave lol
glad your learning USELESS information squirt lol
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yeah i juz gotta get it to pee and find a blacklight lol
well blacklights aren't that hard to come by lol
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did u all know a shrimps heart is in its head??? lol
yeah seems they need to get out of the house more and find a life huh?
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Bizarre Animal Facts


Besides humans, the only animal that can stand on its head is the elephant.

Nearly all polar bears are left-handed.

A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse.

The heads of a freak two-headed snake will fight over food - despite sharing the same stomach.

The armadillo is the only animal - apart from man - that can catch leprosy.

Some snakes can live up to a year without eating.

Besides humans, the only animals that can suffer sunburn are pigs & horses.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A donkey will sink in quicksand, but a mule won't.

Pigs can become alcoholics.

When hippopotamuses get upset, their sweat turns red.

An angry gorilla pokes its tongue out.

A giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue.

Deer sleep only 5 minutes a day.
dang i wish i grew up with deer then i would have a reason why i sleep so little LOL
thanks for the additional information squirt
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glad your learning USELESS information squirt lol
no information is useless lol maybe I'll be on jeopardy one day! lol
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Bizarre Animal Facts





A newborn panda is smaller than a mouse. (aawww!! i want one!)

The heads of a freak two-headed snake will fight over food - despite sharing the same stomach. (lmao)

The armadillo is the only animal - apart from man - that can catch leprosy. (hahaha)

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (r u fuckin serious i wanna b a pig!!)

Pigs can become alcoholics. (i wanna try that one!! does it have a hangover to???)

When hippopotamuses get upset, their sweat turns red. (eeuwwww)

I WANNA BE A PIG!!! OINK OINK!
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no information is useless lol maybe I'll be on jeopardy one day! lol
you never know! lol
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