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Old 06-27-2005, 05:38 PM   #81 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:39 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Is this POD?
yes it did get POD today.. thanks for replying this_is_my_user_name
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:40 PM   #83 (permalink)
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i will be adding more for the next few days


  • 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
  • The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
  • Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
  • Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
  • If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
  • Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
  • Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
  • The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
  • The average human swollows 8 spiders in their lifetime at night while they sleep.
  • A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
  • It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  • In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
  • The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
  • On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.
  • All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
  • No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
  • "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
  • All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
  • Almonds are members of the peach family.
  • Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
  • Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
  • The youngest pope was 11 years old.
  • The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
  • A snail can sleep for 3 years.
  • American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
  • China has more people who speak English than the United States.
  • The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
  • A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
LOL CONGRATS ON POD GOODER ONE LOL
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:40 PM   #84 (permalink)
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Awesome post Jefro. A well deserved Pod, Congradulations.
thank you TM... you helped it out with your addition as well
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:41 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Great Post, Jefro


a real case of TMI
LOL glad you liked it lady and yeah i could see how it could be considered TOO much information LOL
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:42 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Been an interesting read.
Thanks for sharing all these facts.
You never know when some little tidbit here
will come in handy somewhere.
very true.... learning something new is never pointless
thanks for replying Gypsy Queen
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:43 PM   #87 (permalink)
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Great post jefro...now when people ask why i stopped eating chocolate i can say im allergic to insects legs and not cos im on a diet...
LMAO.. well yeah that could work as a reason... thanks for replying
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:44 PM   #88 (permalink)
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whats a "pod"? sorry im pretty new here

cool post btw
glad you liked it J.Rock
POD stands for Post of the Day
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Old 06-27-2005, 05:45 PM   #89 (permalink)
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CONGRATS ON POST OF THE DAY JEFRO....MY HEAD HURTS TAKING IN ALL OF THESE FACTS LOL...MUST GO FOR A LIE DOWN LMAO

yeah you gotta be careful not too take in too much at a time since it is rather painful to think lol... well take a lie down and hopefully the room will quit spinning for you lol
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the chinese must be really, really horny lol

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they must be LOL although there are many of them as well so wouldn't take much to keep reproduction rate high lol
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