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Old 06-20-2005, 04:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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  • 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
  • The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
  • Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
  • Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
  • If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
  • Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
  • Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
  • The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
  • The average human swollows 8 spiders in their lifetime at night while they sleep.
  • A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
  • It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
  • In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
  • The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
  • On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.
  • All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.
  • No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
  • "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
  • All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
  • Almonds are members of the peach family.
  • Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
  • Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
  • The youngest pope was 11 years old.
  • The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
  • A snail can sleep for 3 years.
  • American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
  • China has more people who speak English than the United States.
  • The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
  • A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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an 11 year old pope lol how funny! lol
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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an 11 year old pope lol how funny! lol
well the 8 and 9 yo parents is just scary.... thanks for replying squirt
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Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
That sucks that Im left handed Oh Well.
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Old 06-20-2005, 08:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That sucks that Im left handed Oh Well.
well for one that's only an average and for two you are still young
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well for one that's only an average and for two you are still young

Yea!!!!
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More Weird, Amazing, Useless Facts

  • The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
  • Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?
  • On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
  • "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
  • The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.
  • Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
  • Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
  • You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
  • The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
  • Cat's urine glows under a black light.
  • Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
  • The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
  • If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
  • Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
  • Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
  • In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  • If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
  • A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
  • Polar bears are left-handed.
  • The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
  • The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
  • The first novel ever written on a typewriter was Tom Sawyer.
  • Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
  • Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
  • More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
  • The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
  • TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
  • If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE SHORTEST SENTENCE FROM THE BIBLE WAS "JESUS WEPT."


EXCELLANT POST JEFRO!!! I LOVE LEARNING ALL KINDS OF WEIRD STUFF LIKE THAT! SOME I KNEW. MOST I DIDN'T! FANTASTIC!!!!
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Love the post, very interesting but useless facts, LOL!! thanks for sharing. (thanks God i'm right handed!!:-)
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Old 06-22-2005, 06:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE SHORTEST SENTENCE FROM THE BIBLE WAS "JESUS WEPT."


EXCELLANT POST JEFRO!!! I LOVE LEARNING ALL KINDS OF WEIRD STUFF LIKE THAT! SOME I KNEW. MOST I DIDN'T! FANTASTIC!!!!
well "Jesus wept." is still the shortest VERSE in the Bible but I AM is shortest complete sentence that can be made
glad your enjoying and learning from it CWV... i'm not done with it yet tho lol
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