07-12-2005, 11:40 AM
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A farmer gets a call from his farm hand.
A farmer gets a call from his farm hand.
"I Hit a pig and it's stuck between the bars in front. Can't get it out. What do I do?" "Cut the pigs throat, let the blood drain and then pull it out of the grid and throw the body into the bushes" Five minutes he later gets another call "I've still got a problem" "Did you do what I told you?" "Everything went as you said" "So what's the problem?" "What do I do with his motorbike?" 
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