Little Johnny strikes again - Page 2

wolfybabe · 08-02-2005, 01:52 PM

Lmao!!!!

Blue Angel · 08-02-2005, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragonfly777

aww shucks
didnt even mention the grind
heh heh

gotta grind HARDER lol

....LOL

brilor · 10-19-2008, 07:59 AM

A salesman knocks on a house door. Little Johnny answers the door, dressed in a pair of underpants, huge joint in one hand and a can of beer in the other.

"Hello little boy, is your Mummy or Daddy in?"

"What the fuck do you think?"

sxynpink · 10-25-2008, 03:01 PM

Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!What do you mean? Says his mother.Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out. Daddy is trying to blow them up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming!

08-02-2005, 01:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
wolfybabe Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 956 Rep Power: 443	Lmao!!!! __________________

10-25-2008, 03:01 PM	#14 (permalink)
sxynpink Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: In a house, on a street in a state.....maybe confusion because of laughter. Posts: 973 Rep Power: 120	Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are those? He says pointing to her breasts.Well, son, These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.Incredibly, he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied. Two days later while his mother is making tea, he rushes into the kitchen. Mommy, Mommy, Aunt Eliza is dying!What do you mean? Says his mother.Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out. Daddy is trying to blow them up for her and she keeps yelling, God, I'm coming! God, I'm coming! __________________

10-19-2008, 07:59 AM	#13 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 53,147 Rep Power: 2154	A salesman knocks on a house door. Little Johnny answers the door, dressed in a pair of underpants, huge joint in one hand and a can of beer in the other. "Hello little boy, is your Mummy or Daddy in?" "What the fuck do you think?"