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Old 08-05-2005, 02:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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One of our clients brought in his massive Doberman pinscher to be spayed. As a veterinary assistant, I escort the patient into the doctor's office.

Before taking this dog's leash, I glimpsed those large teeth of hers and asked the owner, "Is she friendly?"

"Friendly?" said the man. "Friendly? She's had five litters! How much 'friendlier' than that can she get?"
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Old 08-05-2005, 02:44 PM   #2 (permalink)
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lol i dont think thats what she had in mind
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Old 08-05-2005, 03:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lol i dont think thats what she had in mind
LOL! I agree! Thanks annie! Hugs!
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Old 08-05-2005, 04:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2005, 04:58 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2005, 07:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hehehe! LOL!!! Good Post Doug
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