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    NAUGHTY RIDDLES

    Subject: Naughty Riddles

    Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
    A: A cherry float.

    Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
    A: 1 US leader

    Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
    A: Beat it - we're closed.

    Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
    A: To find a tight seal.

    Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
    A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

    Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
    A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

    Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
    A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

    Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
    A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

    Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
    A: Dill-dough.

    Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
    A: She's withholding evidence.

    Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
    A: You can sleep with a light on.

    Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
    A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

    Q: What's the definition of macho?
    A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

    Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
    A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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    saved some of these hun! awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragonprincess
    saved some of these hun! awesome
    LOL THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER TO KNOW YOU SAVED SOME MAKES ME FEEL GOODER THANKS PENN

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