Funny Wedding Anouncements

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FUNNY WEDDING ANOUNCEMENTS


"I don't know last I saw them, they. . ."
Wendt-Away

Hurry. Hurry. . .
Filler-Quick

"Well, years ago I might have. . ."
Dunnom-Favors

"The main thing I learned in college was. . . ."
Drinkwine-layer

"As soon as I get done here I'm gonna. . . "
Gowen-Geter

"The coroner told me that it looked like he had been hit in the head several times with a. . . ."
Weener-Whipple

. .No comment. . .
Peters-Rising

"Not only has my ass been itchin', on closer inspection I find my. . ."
Butts-McCracken

No comment. really!!!
Kuntz-dick

"It figures right after I got Butts-McCracken condition cleared up, now I've got an. . ."
Aikin- Johnson

"Honest Judge, I'm not really a . . ."
Busch-Graber

"My Doctor told me the best way to get rid of my Aikin-Johnson was to. . ."
Wacker-Dailey

"And. . . the Doctor also suggested for preventative measures at least twice a week, I should be. . ."
Fillinger-Goode

"After I get all of these medical problems taken care of I think I'll go get a. . . "

MacDonald-Berger