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    Default Mother Frockers and Cork Soakers

    There were two factories in New York City. One of them made maternity frocks for expectant mothers, so they were called the Mothers Frockers".

    The factory across the street made corks for wine bottles. They had to soak the corks before they could put them into the bottles, so they were called the "Cork Soakers".

    One day a Cork Soaker didn't soak a cork long enough and it flew out of one of the bottles and hit one of the Mother Frockers in the eye.

    That made all the Mother Frockers mad at the Cork Soakers, so they went outside and had the biggest Mother-Frocking Cork-Soaking fight you ever saw...





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    LMAO! i would have liked to see that!



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    I Hope There Was Alot Of Loud Name-calling! That Would Have Been A Real Hoot To Witness! Really Funny Post, Wm!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    LMAO! i would have liked to see that!
    See It? Try saying it LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by CATWOMANVIXEN
    I Hope There Was Alot Of Loud Name-calling! That Would Have Been A Real Hoot To Witness! Really Funny Post, Wm!!!
    That would be a hilarious event to watch LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    See It? Try saying it LOL
    LMAO! 5 times fast?



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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    LMAO! 5 times fast?
    and while sober cause forget it when drunk LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    and while sober cause forget it when drunk LOL
    LMAO! i wouldn't say it once drunk! i don't know if i can say it once straight!



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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    LMAO! i wouldn't say it once drunk! i don't know if i can say it once straight!
    Well I did it strait but won't be drunk for a long time, maybe then I'l try it again LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    Well I did it strait but won't be drunk for a long time, maybe then I'l try it again LOL
    maybe i'll get drunk this weekend and let you know! LOL



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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    There were two factories in New York City. One of them made maternity frocks for expectant mothers, so they were called the Mothers Frockers".

    The factory across the street made corks for wine bottles. They had to soak the corks before they could put them into the bottles, so they were called the "Cork Soakers".

    One day a Cork Soaker didn't soak a cork long enough and it flew out of one of the bottles and hit one of the Mother Frockers in the eye.

    That made all the Mother Frockers mad at the Cork Soakers, so they went outside and had the biggest Mother-Frocking Cork-Soaking fight you ever saw...
    LMAO! Good one WM!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    There were two factories in New York City. One of them made maternity frocks for expectant mothers, so they were called the Mothers Frockers".

    The factory across the street made corks for wine bottles. They had to soak the corks before they could put them into the bottles, so they were called the "Cork Soakers".

    One day a Cork Soaker didn't soak a cork long enough and it flew out of one of the bottles and hit one of the Mother Frockers in the eye.

    That made all the Mother Frockers mad at the Cork Soakers, so they went outside and had the biggest Mother-Frocking Cork-Soaking fight you ever saw...
    Does that mean if they made up and got married they would be known as cork frockers???



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    I bet there is a lot of us that can't say it fast but want to see it
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    lmao!

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    Cute!!! Lol





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