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    Chinese Anyone?

    Suc Mi Pagoda
    CUNTONESE CUISINE
    A'LA CARTE

    Cum Drop Soup - Fresh Every 27 days
    Pee Yu Platter - Clothes Pins Extra
    Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins & Raincoats Provided
    Yung Poon Tank - No Take
    Out Orders Accepted

    LUNCHEON SPECIALS

    1. Sum Yung Chick - Different and Delicious
    2. Won Hung Lo - Chinese Meatballs
    3. Sum Dum Fuc - Same as #1 But With Extra Sauce
    4. Chu Sum Twat - Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More
    5. Suc Mi Pork - Chef's Special
    6. Fuc Yu Man - Specialty Of The House

    DINNER COMBINATIONS
    (Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookies)

    1. Goo In Hand - For Those Dining Alone
    2. Goo Wee Chick - Sloppy Seconds - No Extra Charge
    3. Cum Tu Soon - Order Early - These Go Fast
    4. Suc Mi Wang - Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
    5. Sum Dum Chick - You Get What You Pay For
    6. Fuc Mei Slo - Not Available After 10pm
    7. Lik Mi Clit - A Delicious Lip Smacking Delicacy
    8. Cho Kon It - Not For The Light Throated
    9. Fuc Sum Now - For Those In A Hurry
    10. Wai Tu Yung - Not Available On School Nights
    11. Tung Sum Chick - A Taste Bud Tingler
    12. Sum Gulp Cum - Lo-Cal Diet Special
    FOR VERY BEST TUNG CHOW, YOU CUM SUC MI PAGODA










    Give me something Good to eat...
    Crackers, fruit will not do
    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    Number 1 for lunch and 6 and 7 for dinner. Now that my meals are planned I can get the rest of the day in order LOL





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    LMAO! those are too funny!



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    No Thanx!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    Number 1 for lunch and 6 and 7 for dinner. Now that my meals are planned I can get the rest of the day in order LOL
    may I join you for dinner? lol










    Give me something Good to eat...
    Crackers, fruit will not do
    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    LMAO! those are too funny!
    pretty funny lol especially if you read them out loud ... lmao!










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    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by chelle7293
    No Thanx!
    I don't normally like chinese lol butt lol I think I'd like this place! lol










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    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    Interesting menu LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    Number 1 for lunch and 6 and 7 for dinner. Now that my meals are planned I can get the rest of the day in order LOL
    There is no such thing as getting it in order cause as soon as you do someone comes along and throws a monkey-wrench in it LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by dezired_dreams
    Interesting menu LOL
    isn't that cool! lol










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    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    may I join you for dinner? lol
    LOL that was the plan





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    Quote Originally Posted by dezired_dreams
    There is no such thing as getting it in order cause as soon as you do someone comes along and throws a monkey-wrench in it LOL
    LOL glad I don't eat monkey wrenches LOL hard on the teeth





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    LOL that was the plan
    I was SO hoping you'd say that! lol shall we start with an appetizer?










    Give me something Good to eat...
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    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    I was SO hoping you'd say that! lol shall we start with an appetizer?
    Of course we start out with Tu Can Chu. A delightful apetizer for two starts out room temp. but tends to heat up as the savoring of the tender morsels continue. Caution must be given that diners tend to get wet in the course of enjoyment.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    Of course we start out with Tu Can Chu. A delightful apetizer for two starts out room temp. but tends to heat up as the savoring of the tender morsels continue. Caution must be given that diners tend to get wet in the course of enjoyment.
    and they wonder why I call you Master! lmfao!

    ... then we'll follow that up with Lik Sum soup, best served immediately after Tu Can Chu










    Give me something Good to eat...
    Crackers, fruit will not do
    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    Chinese Anyone?

    Suc Mi Pagoda
    CUNTONESE CUISINE
    A'LA CARTE

    Cum Drop Soup - Fresh Every 27 days
    Pee Yu Platter - Clothes Pins Extra
    Hoo Flung Poo - Napkins & Raincoats Provided
    Yung Poon Tank - No Take
    Out Orders Accepted

    LUNCHEON SPECIALS
    1. Sum Yung Chick - Different and Delicious
    2. Won Hung Lo - Chinese Meatballs
    3. Sum Dum Fuc - Same as #1 But With Extra Sauce
    4. Chu Sum Twat - Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More
    5. Suc Mi Pork - Chef's Special
    6. Fuc Yu Man - Specialty Of The House

    DINNER COMBINATIONS
    (Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookies)

    1. Goo In Hand - For Those Dining Alone
    2. Goo Wee Chick - Sloppy Seconds - No Extra Charge
    3. Cum Tu Soon - Order Early - These Go Fast
    4. Suc Mi Wang - Traditional Chinese Meatloaf
    5. Sum Dum Chick - You Get What You Pay For
    6. Fuc Mei Slo - Not Available After 10pm
    7. Lik Mi Clit - A Delicious Lip Smacking Delicacy
    8. Cho Kon It - Not For The Light Throated
    9. Fuc Sum Now - For Those In A Hurry
    10. Wai Tu Yung - Not Available On School Nights
    11. Tung Sum Chick - A Taste Bud Tingler
    12. Sum Gulp Cum - Lo-Cal Diet Special
    FOR VERY BEST TUNG CHOW, YOU CUM SUC MI PAGODA

    NO WONDER WHY I LOVE CHINESE FOOD SO MUCH! IT'S SO SEXUALLY EXPLICIT! LMAO! GREAT POST, SQUIRT! NOW WHERE DID YOU SAY THIS PLACE IS????
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    Quote Originally Posted by CATWOMANVIXEN
    NO WONDER WHY I LOVE CHINESE FOOD SO MUCH! IT'S SO SEXUALLY EXPLICIT! LMAO! GREAT POST, SQUIRT! NOW WHERE DID YOU SAY THIS PLACE IS????
    I would say anytime's a good time for ... chinese! lol I never realize how sexual it really was before! lol I don't know where it is! lol dammit!










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    Crackers, fruit will not do
    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    opening up RV with new sign on door Cum fuk me...now open for business...

    Fresh men u available...

    Special of the day: Dip it deep delight....buy one order get the second for free...

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychopsychotherapist
    opening up RV with new sign on door Cum fuk me...now open for business...

    Fresh men u available...

    Special of the day: Dip it deep delight....buy one order get the second for free...
    RV? lol open 24/7 I bet lol










    Give me something Good to eat...
    Crackers, fruit will not do
    Give me candy, I want two!
    Candy, Candy Give me four
    Candy, Candy I want more! ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    and they wonder why I call you Master! lmfao!

    ... then we'll follow that up with Lik Sum soup, best served immediately after Tu Can Chu
    Yummmmmmmm sounds good. Followed up with sum yung chick for me followed with maincourses of Fuk Sum Now and Fuk Mei Slo.





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