Beer V Vagina

[brilor]

BEER VS. VAGINA:1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2. Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3. A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to BEER4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair betweenyour teeth, you may vomit.One point to VAGINA5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene kickyou out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kickyou out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here,depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in onenight and you don't want to drive anywhere.One point to VAGINA7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.If you eat any p***y in public, you become a legend.One point to VAGINA8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If yousmell of vagina he may buy you a beer.One point to VAGINA9. You normally don't find old beer.One point to BEER10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vaginaand you'll think you've seen god.One point to VAGINA11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.One point to VAGINA12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.One point to VAGINA13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed offOne point to BEER14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or acan.One point to BEER15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settlesdown.One point to BEER16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager,etc.One point to BEER17. You always know how much beer is going to costOne point to BEER18. Beer doesn't have a motherOne point to BEER19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank itOne point to BEERFINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEERPS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded orDiscriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of thoseFeelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER!

[GOLDEN_GIRL]

*bump for you Brilor*
I just rec'vd this email but you already had it up.

1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a,scene,
kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get
mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had
here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.
I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you
smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers.
Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can.
One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc.
One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost.
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother.
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it.
One point to BEER

FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
those feelings, let alone express them.

An extra point for BEER

[squirt]

*raises hand ... some tequila and a penis for me please? lol

[GOLDEN_GIRL]

Originally Posted by squirt

*raises hand ... some tequila and a penis for me please? lol

Tequila penis shots!! Let me go get a lime & salt!

[squirt]

*giggles* ... LDS ... Lick, Drink, Suck ... lol

[stevent222]

I really love the way you two think.

[squirt]

want a tequila shot, Steven? lol

[Iceman]

My schedule is open for that...lol

[squirt]

Originally Posted by Iceman

My schedule is open for that...lol

to lick drink suck or be licked drunk sucked? lol

[stevent222]

Really doesn't matter to me no particular order is just fine with me Ms. Squirt