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    Icon17 Your girlfriend is ugly when...

    Your girlfriend is ugly when...
    (1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

    (2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.

    (3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

    (4) She startles the animals at the zoo.

    (5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

    (6) She makes onions cry.

    (7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

    (8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

    (9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

    (10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by runaway_04654
    Your girlfriend is ugly when...
    (1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

    (2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.

    (3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

    (4) She startles the animals at the zoo.

    (5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

    (6) She makes onions cry.

    (7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

    (8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

    (9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

    (10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
    ROFLMAO! Thats one of the best I have heard for a long time! Good job!






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    LMAO!

    I once had one that made this one look good! I only went out with her twice, but it took me years to live it down!


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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    ROFLMAO! Thats one of the best I have heard for a long time! Good job!
    lmao i really got a laugh on #7 thank you doug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geoff_the_Beard
    LMAO!

    I once had one that made this one look good! I only went out with her twice, but it took me years to live it down!
    lol thank you geoff

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    Quote Originally Posted by runaway_04654
    Your girlfriend is ugly when...
    (1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.

    (2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.

    (3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.

    (4) She startles the animals at the zoo.

    (5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

    (6) She makes onions cry.

    (7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

    (8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

    (9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.

    (10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
    lmao!!!!! great post, very funny sweety!!!!!


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dads540
    lmao!!!!! great post, very funny sweety!!!!!
    THANK YOU DAN

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    Thats Funny Wtg,,,,,,great Post...
    MegaBhere04

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGABHERE04@AOL.COM
    Thats Funny Wtg,,,,,,great Post...
    thank you

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