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    Default I'm looking for SEX

    Everybody who has a dog calls
    him Rover or Boy. I call mine
    Sex. Now Sex has been
    embarrassing to me.
    One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the
    competition began he ran away. Another contestant
    asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.
    I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
    He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
    "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned
    to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.
    When my husband and I separated we went to court
    to fight for custody of the dog. I said,
    "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"
    The Judge said, "Me too".
    Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.
    He said "Me too".
    Last night Sex ran off again.
    I spent hours looking around town for him.
    A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the
    alley at 4 O'clock in the morning. I said looking for Sex.
    My case comes up Monday...







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    lmao! stupid dog ... lol










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    LOL! maybe he should have been more specific!



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    Might of been a little less embarrassing if she did mention that Sex was her dog LOL





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    Quote Originally Posted by lady_blueyes
    Everybody who has a dog calls
    him Rover or Boy. I call mine
    Sex. Now Sex has been
    embarrassing to me.
    One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the
    competition began he ran away. Another contestant
    asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.
    I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
    He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
    "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned
    to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.
    When my husband and I separated we went to court
    to fight for custody of the dog. I said,
    "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"
    The Judge said, "Me too".
    Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.
    He said "Me too".
    Last night Sex ran off again.
    I spent hours looking around town for him.
    A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the
    alley at 4 O'clock in the morning. I said looking for Sex.
    My case comes up Monday...

    I am soooooo Sorry you are being embarrassed by sex. maybe you need some stronger chains on your sex to stop it from running rampant thru the streets.





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    LMAO...good one





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    Quote Originally Posted by lady_blueyes




    Everybody who has a dog calls
    him Rover or Boy. I call mine
    Sex. Now Sex has been
    embarrassing to me.

    One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the
    competition began he ran away. Another contestant
    asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.

    I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
    He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
    "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned
    to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.

    When my husband and I separated we went to court
    to fight for custody of the dog. I said,
    "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"


    The Judge said, "Me too".

    Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.

    He said "Me too".

    Last night Sex ran off again.
    I spent hours looking around town for him.

    A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the
    alley at 4 O'clock in the morning. I said looking for Sex.

    My case comes up Monday...



    rotflmao,great post sweety!!!


    Thank You Cynthia!!!




    Thank you Aurora!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lady_blueyes
    Everybody who has a dog calls

    him Rover or Boy. I call mine
    Sex. Now Sex has been
    embarrassing to me.

    One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the

    competition began he ran away. Another contestant
    asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.

    I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest.

    He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
    "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned
    to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.

    When my husband and I separated we went to court

    to fight for custody of the dog. I said,
    "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"

    The Judge said, "Me too".


    Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.


    He said "Me too".


    Last night Sex ran off again.

    I spent hours looking around town for him.

    A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the

    alley at 4 O'clock in the morning. I said looking for Sex.

    My case comes up Monday...






    Rotflmao!




    Good post Blue!

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt
    lmao! stupid dog ... lol

    Yeppers....why did he have to run away....maybe he was looking for some action to....lmao






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    Quote Originally Posted by lady_blueyes
    Yeppers....why did he have to run away....maybe he was looking for some action to....lmao

    So Blue, did ya find SEX yet! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lady_blueyes
    Yeppers....why did he have to run away....maybe he was looking for some action to....lmao
    there was something in the air ... lmao!










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    Quote Originally Posted by lady_blueyes
    Everybody who has a dog calls
    him Rover or Boy. I call mine
    Sex. Now Sex has been
    embarrassing to me.
    One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the
    competition began he ran away. Another contestant
    asked me why I was just standing there, looking around.
    I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest.
    He told me I should have sold my own tickets.
    "But you don't understand" I said, "I had planned
    to have Sex on T.V." He called me a show off.
    When my husband and I separated we went to court
    to fight for custody of the dog. I said,
    "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married!!"
    The Judge said, "Me too".
    Then I told him that after I was married that Sex had left me.
    He said "Me too".
    Last night Sex ran off again.
    I spent hours looking around town for him.
    A cop came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the
    alley at 4 O'clock in the morning. I said looking for Sex.
    My case comes up Monday...

    LOL GOODER SEX.............

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    I thought we all were searching for sex ?

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    That should be an interesting case!!!! Lmao





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    Quote Originally Posted by buttercups
    LOL! maybe he should have been more specific!
    Thinking maybe your right...lol






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    Quote Originally Posted by dezired_dreams
    Might of been a little less embarrassing if she did mention that Sex was her dog LOL

    LOL...she wasn't thinking.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiremaster
    I am soooooo Sorry you are being embarrassed by sex. maybe you need some stronger chains on your sex to stop it from running rampant thru the streets.

    Lmao...do ya think, imma gonna run out and find sex and chain it






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    Quote Originally Posted by goldeneagle
    LMAO...good one
    Thank you darlin....Muahhhhhhh






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    Quote Originally Posted by dads540
    rotflmao,great post sweety!!!

    Thank you babe...hugs






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    Quote Originally Posted by YankeeTrappedInCA.
    Rotflmao!





    Good post Blue!

    Thank you sweetie...hugs






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