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    Default Stoner Joke

    A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past

    and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?"

    The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

    So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few

    puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to

    get a drink from the river.

    The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the

    river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him

    to the shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

    The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a

    with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the

    while trying to get a drink.

    The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle,

    finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he

    looks up and says "Hey you!"

    The Monkey looks down and says........ "Fuuuuuuuuck!

    Duuuude!.......How much water did you drink?!!"

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    Lmao!!! Thats cute!!!



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