A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA, they
to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The
president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write
thank-you note to God, which read: "Dear God: Thank you very much for
sending the money.
However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington,
DC., and those assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes."