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    Default Rudolph Got Run Over By My Grandma!!!!

    KNOWING HOW YOU ALL LIKE THE SONG "GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A RAINDEER" WELL HERE IS GRANDMA SONG!!!!!!

    Rudolph Got Run Over By My Grandma

    CHORUS
    Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
    just as he arrived on Christmas Day
    She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
    that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

    She'd been listening to the radio
    and she nearly lost her breath
    yellin' cuss words at the DJ
    for playin' that song where she gets hooved to death.

    So she set out on the warpath
    there was evil in her eye
    she said "I'm gonna find that reindeer
    and by golly, one of us is gonna die!"

    CHORUS
    Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
    just as he arrived on Christmas Day
    She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
    that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

    Santa Claus had made a landing
    on the new expressway
    Grandma was doin' 120
    with her headlights pointed straight at Santa's sleigh.

    'Twas an awful sound of impact
    Grandma really nailed him good
    There were hoofprints on her windshield
    and a pair of ripped-off antlers on her hood

    CHORUS
    Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
    just as he arrived on Christmas Day
    She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
    that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

    Guess we'll all be missing Rudolph
    in the winter when it snows
    but now he's up in reindeer heaven
    with a Buick logo stamped into his nose.

    But there's no regret from Grandma
    as she drove away, she sneered,
    and then she hollered out the window
    "Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a FLAT DEER!"

    CHORUS
    Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
    just as he arrived on Christmas Day
    She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
    that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by runaway_04654
    KNOWING HOW YOU ALL LIKE THE SONG "GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A RAINDEER" WELL HERE IS GRANDMA SONG!!!!!!

    Rudolph Got Run Over By My Grandma

    CHORUS
    Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
    just as he arrived on Christmas Day
    She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
    that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

    She'd been listening to the radio
    and she nearly lost her breath
    yellin' cuss words at the DJ
    for playin' that song where she gets hooved to death.

    So she set out on the warpath
    there was evil in her eye
    she said "I'm gonna find that reindeer
    and by golly, one of us is gonna die!"

    CHORUS
    Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
    just as he arrived on Christmas Day
    She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
    that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

    Santa Claus had made a landing
    on the new expressway
    Grandma was doin' 120
    with her headlights pointed straight at Santa's sleigh.

    'Twas an awful sound of impact
    Grandma really nailed him good
    There were hoofprints on her windshield
    and a pair of ripped-off antlers on her hood

    CHORUS
    Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
    just as he arrived on Christmas Day
    She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
    that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

    Guess we'll all be missing Rudolph
    in the winter when it snows
    but now he's up in reindeer heaven
    with a Buick logo stamped into his nose.

    But there's no regret from Grandma
    as she drove away, she sneered,
    and then she hollered out the window
    "Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a FLAT DEER!"

    CHORUS
    Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma
    just as he arrived on Christmas Day
    She had gotten sick and tired of hearin'
    that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.
    LMAO! Good post runaway! LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003
    LMAO! Good post runaway! LOL!
    thank you doug

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