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    FUN THINGS TO DO ON A DATE
    (This may be your last date as well)

    Warning: Actually doing any of the following will absolutely, positively
    guarantee that your date will run quickly away from you screaming
    something about you being completely insane...

    1. Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.

    2. Make funny faces at other patrons, then sneer at their reactions.

    3. Repeat every third third word you say say.

    4. Read a newspaper or book during the meal. Ignore your date.

    5. Stand up every five minutes, circle your table with your arms
    outstretched, and make airplane sounds.

    6. Order a bucket of lard.

    7. Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in
    fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.

    8. Pull out a harmonica and play blues songs when your date begins
    talking about himself/herself.

    9. When ordering, inquire whether the restaurant has any live food.

    10. Without asking, eat off of your date's plate. Eat more from their
    plate than they do.

    11. Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.

    12. Drool.

    13. Chew with your mouth open, talk with your mouth full, and spray
    crumbs. if a crumb lands anywhere near your date, pick up the crumb, put
    it in your mouth and say, "I'm all about conservation."

    14. Excuse yourself to use the restroom. Go back to the head
    waiter/hostess and ask for another table in a different part of the
    restaurant. Order another meal. When your date finally finds you, ask
    him/her "What took you so long in the bathroom?!"

    15. Beg your date to tattoo your name on their forearm. Keep bringing
    the subject up periodically throughout the meal.

    16. Refuse to communicate in anything but mime for the entire evening.

    17. Order a baked potato. When the waiter brings your food, hide the
    potato, wait a few minutes, and ask the waiter for the potato you "never
    got". When the waiter returns with another potato, have the first one
    back on your plate. Watch the waiter's face.

    18. Order your food by colors and textures. Sculpt.

    19. Insist that the waiter cut your food into little pieces. In a
    similar manner, insist that he take a bite of everything to make sure no
    one has poisoned your food.

    20. Bring a bucket along. Explain that you frequently get ill.

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    3. Repeat every third third word you say say.
    Cute.Real cute.

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    20. Bring a bucket along. Explain that you frequently get ill.



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    I kinda like #7 myself lol

    7. Ask for crayons to color the placemat. This works very well in
    fancier venues that use linen tablecloths.










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    That one didn;t really spark my interest, as I do that one all the time anyway

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    I like crayons lol

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    they taste like wax

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    12. Drool....this one always works for me..lol








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    before or after?

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    Before or after what???..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by hortysir View Post
    they taste like wax
    not if you put them up yer nose lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    not if you put them up yer nose lol
    Then they taste like snot



    uffpass:

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    picky picky lol

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